Gems from Social Media!!!!!

Two small kids with a basket of oranges decided to go to a quiet place with the intention of sharing the fruits between them. They could not find a quiet place so they decided to go the cemetery for sharing the fruits. The cemetery gates were locked. So they both jumped over the gate to enter the cemetery. 2 oranges dropped out of the basket and rolled under a nearby bush. Since they had a lot of oranges, they decided to leave it as it is. After a while, a drunkard came across the cemetery road. He stopped immediately after hearing noises from inside the cemetery. "One for you, One for me" "One for you, One for me." "One for you, One for me." "One for you, One for me." The drunkard heard this and ran head over heels away from the place. On the way the drunkard saw a saint under a tree in deep meditation. He immediately fell at his feet and explained GOD and SATAN were sharing the dead between them at the cemetery. Laughin...

Project Manager* is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in  just One month. Procurement manager* is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Operations Manager* is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month if she works harder. Marketing Manager* is a person who convinces anyone that he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman is  available. Financial Budget* Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. Planning and Technical Team* thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document the 9 months. Quality Manager/ Auditor* is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. HR Manager* is a person who thinks that...even a Monkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months. Customer* is the one who is absolutely clueless as to why he wants a baby….!!!!!

People talk behind your back for 3 reasons When they can't reach your level When they don't have what you have When they try to copy your lifestyle, but can't.

Scientists wanted to save a bird on the verge of extinction. The bird was kept in a well protected environment with all necessary things like Food Water Comfortable living conditions Exclusive security The birds multiplied in number.  The scientists then decided it was time to release the birds in the wilderness. After releasing them, the birds were clueless about nature, environment, prey, predator and other things necessary for a bird. The birds started to fall prey to other large animals. Got hit by vehicles. Got caught in overhead power cables. Soon the birds became extinct.  Similarly, we pamper kids with all worldly comforts that we missed. The kids grow up not knowing learning the ways of the world. When they face the harsh reality, they are helpless like the birds. Let children explore the world independently. Nature is the best teacher and it will teach your kids just like it taught you and me. This world ruthless and allow...

Parents asked a college watchman, "Is this a good college?" Watchman: "Probably the best. I did my engineering here and got campus placement!"

During a class at a University, a speaker asked one of the spouses in the audience: "Does your husband make you happy?" At this moment, the husband stood up straighter, showing complete confidence. He knew his wife would say yes, because she had never complained about anything during their marriage. However, his wife answered the question with a resounding "No." "No, my husband does not make me happy." The husband was baffled, but his wife continued: "My husband never made me happy, and he does not make me happy. I am happy." "Whether I am happy or not is dependent not on him, but on me. I am the only person on whom my happiness depends. I choose to be happy in every situation and every moment of my life, for if my happiness depended on another person, thing or circumstance, I would be in serious trouble. Everything that exists in this life constantly changes: the human being, the riches, my body, the climat...

ஒரு ஊரில் பெரிய கோயிலில் கோபுரத்தில் நிறைய புறாக்கள் வாழ்ந்து வந்தன, திடீரென்று கோயிலில் திருப்பணி நடந்தது அதனால் அங்கு வாழ்ந்த புறாக்கள் வேறு இடம் தேடி பறந்தன  வழியில் ஒரு தேவாலயத்தை கண்டன  அங்கு சில புறாக்கள் இருந்ததன  அவைகளோடு இந்த புறாக்களும் அங்கு குடியேறின. சில நாட்கள் கழித்து கிறிஸ்துமஸ் வந்தது. தேவாலயம் புதுப்பிக்க தயாரானது இப்போது இங்கு  இருந்து சென்ற பறவைகளும் அங்கு  இருந்த பறவைகளும் வேறு இடம் தேடி பறந்தன . வழியில் ஒரு மசூதியை கண்டது அங்கும் சில புறாக்கள் இருந்தன. அவைகளோடு இந்த புறாக்களும் குடியேறின  சில நாட்கள் கழித்து ரமலான் வந்தது  வழக்கம் போல்  இடம் தேடி பறந்தன. இப்போது மூன்று  இடத்திலும் உள்ள புறாக்களும் கோயிலில் குடியேறின. கீழே மனிதர்கள் சண்டை போட்டு ஒருவரை ஒருவர் வெட்டி சாய்த்துக்கொண்டு இருந்தனர். ஒரு குஞ்சுப்புறா  தாய் புறாவுடன் கேட்டது "ஏன் இவர்கள் சண்டை போடுகிறார்கள் ?" என்று... அதற்கு அந்த தாய் புறா ச...

#தோசை. நாம் அன்றாட உண்ணும் தோசையும் அதன் பின்னால் இருக்கும் ஆன்மிகமும்,ஜோதிடமும்... தோசை செய்ய உபயோகிக்கும் பொருட்களுள் நவ கிரகங்கள் அடக்கம். அக்னி -சூரியன் அரிசி-சந்திரன் உளுந்து -ராகு-கேது வெந்தயம் -புதன் தோசை கல் (இரும்பு)-சனி தோசையின் நிறம்-செவ்வாய் அதை உண்பவர்கள் குரு(ஆண்) ,சுக்கிரன்(பெண்) இதன் உருவம் (Galaxy) பிரபஞ்சமே தோசையை Clockwise சுட்டால் தான் வரும்,பிரபஞ்சம் சுற்றுவதும் அப்படித்தானே இந்த தோசையை ஒரு ஜோதிட பரிகாரமாக இருந்திருக்க வேண்டும் ஏன் நிச்சயம் இருந்திருக்க வேண்டும் ஆரம்ப காலத்தில் விஷேச நாட்களில் தோசையை தெய்வத்திற்கு படையலாக படைத்தது பின் உண்டுவந்தர்கள் ஏன் இன்றும் பெருமாளுக்கு தோசையை படையலாக படைத்தது பிரசாதமாக கோவில் வழங்குகிறார் அப்போது இருந்த நம் முன்னோர்களுக்கு தோசை பலகார வகையாகத்தான் இருந்தது. பின் நாளில் மக்களுக்கு வசதி வந்த பிறகு அன்றாட உணவு வகையாக மாறிவிட்டது. தோசை இந்தச் சொல் எப்படி வந்தது என்பதற்கு மொழிஞாயிறு தேவநேயப் பாவாணர், ( கல்லில் ) தோய்த்துச் செய்வது  என்னும் பொருளில்  தோய் ...

When the gentleman  was 45 years old his wife suddenly passed away..... His relatives and friends advised him to remarry and settle down. But He advised all in the negative and told them that he had only one son And my son is a gift to me from my wife, I will look after him well and my life will be successful with his success. Son grows up...gets married in grand style and the father handed over his well established business to his son and retired. After a year or so the father had his breakfast a bit early one morning After starting his breakfast he requested his daughter in law for  curd ......if it was there  His daughter in law said there was no  curd....this was heard by his son...who was entering the dining area for breakfast. After the father had his breakfast the son and his wife sat down to have breakfast....on the breakfast table there was a bowl of curd. After having his breakfast and with no comments, the son also left ...

It seems that the first man to set foot on the moon is our very own BAHUBALI. Due to the political pressure of the cold war era, NASA translated his name in English: ARMSTRONG