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What is rule 72?

*RULE 72* *What is Rule 72?* In personal finance, if you divide the number 72 by the rate of interest, you get to know the number of years it will take for you to double the money.. Eg: if the rate of interest is 9%, simply divide the number 72 by 9% and the answer is 8. Thus it will take 8 years to double your money if you invest at 9% p.a. rate of interest. *INTEREST:* We can use this rule in reverse to know the rate of interest needed to double your money to achieve your set goal. Eg: If you have 250k today and you need 500k  in 5 years . Just divide the number 72 by 5, the answer is 14.41%. Thus you need a type of investment avenue, where you earn at least 14.41% p.a. as rate of interest/returns to double your investment amount  in 5 years . *INFLATION:* This 'Rule 72' helps you to understand about inflation also. It helps you to calculate the amount of time it will take for inflation to make the real value of money half. Let's say present inflat...

Things that need to be thrown out of the body..

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LAWS OF NATURE* .... The food we eat, has to be digested and then thrown out of body in 24 hours, else we will fall ill. .... The water we drink, gets in our body and is thrown out in 4 hours, else we will fall ill. .... The air we breathe, has to be thrown out in 1 minute, else we will die. What about negative emotions like hatred, anger, jealousy, insecurity ... we hold in our body for days, months and years. If these negative emotions are not thrown out regularly it props up into psycho-somatic diseases. And meditation and prayers are safest way to dissolve these emotions.

The Grocer and Sam the simpleton - "As you sow, so shall you reap"

Sam lived in a village .. He had a Drum stick tree in the house garden Once a week, he used to pluck the Drumsticks and fill the bag and put them on the shoulder .... Walk to the nearest town nine kilometers away and sell it to a regular grocer In exchange the grocer gave him stuff like sugar, rice, lentils, bread etc. The taste of Sam’s drumstick was very popular among the local folk. The grocer also used to make a good profit due to the demand for Sam’s Drumstick. The grocer did not weigh the drumstick, as he has been buying them from Sam for many years; Sam's honesty was well known to everyone! One day Sam gave 10kgs of Drumsticks and in return took home groceries. Coincidentally a cook came immediately to the grocer and asked for 10kg of drumsticks. When the grocer took Sam’s Drumsticks and put them on the measuring scale there was only 9kg. He immediately got furious and thought about the hundreds of times he had got the drumstic...

The King, the Minister, Wild Dogs & Management

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A king had 10 wild dogs. He used them to torture and kill any minister that misguided him. A minister once gave an opinion which was wrong and which the king didn’t like at all…  So he ordered that the minister to be thrown to the dogs. The minister said,  "I served you loyally 10 years and you do this..? The king was unrelenting. Minister pleaded"Please give me 10 days before you throw me to the dogs" The king agreed.  In those 10 days the minister went to the keeper of the dogs and told him he wanted to serve the dogs for the next 10 days…  The guard was baffled…  But he agreed.  So the minister started feeding the dogs, caring for them, washing them, providing all sorts of comfort for them. So when the 10 days were up…  The king ordered that the minister be thrown to the dogs as sentenced .  When he was thrown in,  everyone was amazed at what they saw.. The dogs were wagging their tails...

Student's Deal with Law Prof :-)

Sam failed in law exam and decided to make a deal with Professor: Sam: Sir do you know everything about law? Prof: YES Sam: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks.  If you cant, you have to give me "A" Prof: OK Sam: What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal and neither legal nor logical? Professor thought about this for hours. But no answer. He finally gave up and gave Sam his "A". Next day, he asked the same question to his students. He was shocked when all of them raised their hands up. One student answered, "Sir, you are 65, married to 28 year old, this is legal but not logical. Your wife is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal. Your wife's boyfriend has failed his exam and yet you have given him an "A", it is neither logical nor legal!!"

Banner by HR in front of a corporate office :-)

Banner in front of a corporate office : Drive slowly.  Don't kill our employees.  Leave them to us.  We do it legally. Regards, HR

Hierarchy of courts in ascending order

Hierarchy of courts in ascending order : 1. Sessions Court 2. District Court 3. Appellate Court 3. High Court 4. Supreme Court 5. International Court of Justice 6. God 7. Arnab Goswami 8. Mother in law 9. Wife

Witty answers....

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Who are lizards? Awesome answer by a kid.... They are those poor crocodiles who forgot to have Health Drink/ Formula when they were young ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ What is a Pizza..? A Pizza.. is just an Ooththappam (Traditional South Indian food made from rice batter) that went abroad for higher education  ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ What's the best example of "once in a lifetime opportunity? A mosquito sitting on your wife's face.: ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ A little boy was in a bus eating a chocolate, then he took another one and then another ... A man next to him said, "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth??" The boy replied,  "My grandfather lived for 132 years" The man asked , "Was it because of eating chocolate?" The boy replied,  No, he was always minding his own business! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ Son: Dad there's a small get together at school  tomorrow  !!!  Father: small get together.? ..how small  So...

What happens after Death?

*Garuda Purana* on *What Happens After Death ??* *What is death ?* *Is there life after death ?* *Is death painful?* *What happens after death ?* *How does rebirth happen ?* *Where do we go after death ?* *These kind of questions related to the most feared event that ends our life always fill our mind, especially when any of our near or dear ones die.* We feel that suddenly the relationship has broken abruptly n wish there could be a connection again. In this quest, our journey to find answers to the above questions begin ... *So, what happens after death ?* Death is actually a very interesting process !! *Disconnection of the earth sole chakras* Approximately 4-5 hours before death, the earth sole chakras situated below the feet gets detached ... symbolizing disconnection from the earth plane !! A few hours before an individual dies, their feet turn cold. When the actual time to depart arrives, its said that Yama, the God of death appears to guide the sou...